White Like Mike

White Like Mike
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Associated Press
August 16, 2004

Michael Jackson, with sisters LaToya and Janet, leave the courthouse during a lunch break in a pretrial hearing in Michael Jackson's molestation case in Santa Maria, CA.

Good lord, I haven't seen this much white fabric since the 1985 National Pimp Convention in Detroit, Michigan. Here's a tip, the next time you and your sisters leave the house, look at a box of Rice Crispies. If Snap, Crackle, and Pop look better than you do, it's time to change your clothes.

And what's with the white tape on your fingers? Did you cut yourself again? What did I tell you about reaching over the fence at the local pre-school?