Feeling Sheepish

A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender.

Jeffrey S. Haynes said the state registry is intended to keep track of people who have committed crimes against humans.

But the Calhoun County Circuit Court Judge told Haynes that once he is released from prison, he must register with the Michigan State Police Public Sex Offender Registry.

Editorial Comment: I’m not sure what scares me more….the fact that he fucked a sheep…or the fact that he must register as a sex offender. The issue isn’t whether or not he should register, rather, why is he responsible for registering himself? We probably spent $250K trying his case, we’ll spend another $32K/year supporting him in prison, why the fuck are we trusting him to register himself – can’t our government handle this last little step in the process????

What a bunch of fuck nuts. Do ya get what I’m saying??? Are ya hearing me??? The second he was found guilty, his name should have been put into a national database. Instead, we’ll trust that he’ll register himself with a local registry. BRILLIANT!