Rear View Mirror

Similar to the message that you see on rear view mirrors, Pam needs a t-shirt that reads "Objects in my shirt CAN'T possibly be larger than they appear."

Normally, that would be quite the slogon for a single t-shirt...but in her case, she could use capital letters and it still wouldn't wrap to a second line.

Pam - I respect you...but you're too fake for my tastes. Salma is still my favorite color. Viva la Salma!