Me So Horny

Me So Horny
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Associated Press
August 18th, 2004

A white-tail buck stands in the field of Rodney and Dianne Miller's farm in Pennsylvania.

Jeffrey Spence, a deer breeder, was charged Friday, Aug. 13, 2004, with stealing the massive buck worth perhaps hundreds of thousands of dollars from breeder Rodney Miller nearly five years ago.

Wow, if I could get this sucker stuffed and mounted on the wall, I could get rid of my artificial X-mas tree. I could hang ornaments, candy canes, and even tinsel from his rack.

Hey, what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are two dollars per bag, deer nuts are under a buck.