Olympic Sex Games

Olympic Sex Games
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Reuters
July 28th, 2004

Athens - Athletes at next month's Athens Olympics are expected to go for gold in the bedroom as well as on the field, with 130,000 free condoms being made available throughout the Games.

Condom manufacturer Durex has donated the prophylactics as well as 30,000 sachets of lubricant for the August 13-29 Olympics, "to smooth the performance of the world's elite sports people in the arena and under the covers," it said in a statement.

In the Sydney 2000 Games, each competing athlete was given 51 condoms on arrival at the Olympic Village, but another 20,000 had to be shipped in when supplies began to run low.

Please note, these numbers are somewhat inflated since the Triple Jump Team used them at a 3:1 ratio.

Something is wrong here. Olympians are going to burn through 130,000 condoms and instead of testing them for STDs, you're testing them for steroids? Huh?