Safety Rugs

Outside of the computer area at work, there’s a safety rug on the ground. Apparently it’s supposed to keep people from slipping if someone drops a banana peel. We get a different rug each week and unfortunately, reading these has become the highlight of my job.

One rug has a picture of a dart board and it says “Always Target Safety”. Another has a picture of some dice and it says, “Never Gamble with Safety”. The rugs are so boring that nobody pays attention to them. They need to spice things up….and that’s where I come in…

How about a secretary with her skirt around her ankles, impatiently waiting while her boss puts on a condom? The boss says “Safety Comes First – You Cum Second.”

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