Dirty Bombs

Dirty Bombs
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Reuters
August 5th, 2004

New York - Anonymous FBI agents have confirmed that several Arabs have been arrested for possessing multiple dirty bombs. Speaking on the condition of anonymity, one agent said, "The Arabs that we arrested had been under suspicion for several months but without the proper evidence, we were unable to obtain a search warrant until now."

The terrorist cell appears to be the biggest found to date in the United States. It's believed to have over 50 members locally and possibly more members overseas. Tonight's capture of 28 suspects is just the beginning. With a combination of seized intelligence combined and interrogation, FBI agents expect to locate and arrest additional members over the next few days. It's also possible that other terrorist cells will be identified and located.

"This was not a small time operation." states FBI Director Robert Mueller. "These terrorists had plenty of material for manufacturing dozens if not hundreds of bombs. We're still cataloging all of the evidence but so far, we've seized several Ben Affleck movies along with at least two DVD burners."

Movies found in the raid include Gigli, Daredevil, Reindeer Games, Jersey Girl, Pearl Harbor, and Bounce. Mueller followed up by saying, "Armed with DVD burners and wide selection of Ben Affleck films, their potential to create additional bombs was limitless. Tonight's raid was a major step in the fight against terrorism."