Kangaroo Stud

Kangaroo Stud
Originally uploaded by mryosemite.

Single, brown, kangaroo, very male. Seeks single, female kangaroo to hop around, make kangaroo babies, and share green bushes. Hobbies include hopping, chewing on green stuff, and hopping. Age not important. Must be a kangaroo, enjoy hopping, and green stuff. Serious inquiries only.

(I can't take credit for this one; I pulled it off the internet.)