2006 Predictions

1. Angelina Jolie’s baby will look exactly like me - but it won’t whine nearly as much.

2. Paris Hilton will release yet another sex video. As a follow-up to her first tape “One Night in Paris”, she will do a threesome with two men at a medieval costume party, it will be called “Two Knights in Paris”.

3. Ricky Martin will come out with his own reality show, it will be called “Livin’ La Vida Homo”

4. Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias will have a private sex tape stolen and released on the internet. It will be called “A Banana in The Canna of Anna”.

5. Jennifer Anniston will have a child by the end of the year. It will look exactly like me - but it won't whine nearly as much.