Paco's Tacos

Is that all you’ve got bendeho? Don’t fuck with the Jason! Dude – I’m not sure what you were thinking but Mexican food isn’t the thread that holds society together. I don’t have a 6 year old sister but if I did, I’m sure she’d be able to master the complexities of burrito making. You really need to bring more to the table.

And another thing, if you’re going to protest, don’t just take a day off from work, take a day off from the resources you suck up. If you’d stop using our schools and hospitals, my insurance and taxes would go down faster than Keith’s mom.

However, I must be admit, I’d do the same thing if I was in your shoes. The Mexican government is corrupt from the top down. The country is run by drug dealers and 50% of your citizens are in poverty. If I had the ability to get my ass over to the U.S. – I would. And since there’s absolutely nothing to stop you…who can blame you?

You pick our vegetables, you take the fast food and janitorial jobs that none of us want. You’ll do anything to survive. I respect that, in fact, I admire you! I just wish you’d quit taking my favorite fishing spot at Lake Chabot. I’ve tried calling INS but they don’t show up until noon and the fish stop biting by then. Lucky for you, I’m willing to overlook this issue since you bring so many beautiful Latinas into the country – they’re really my favorite import……would ya! I would!