New Drum Set

New Drum Set
Originally uploaded by mryosemite.

I already know what you're thinking. You think that Michael has finally taken his plastic surgeries too far. Well my friend, you're absolutely.....wrong. His breast implants are borderline genius, and here's why...

Michael is rumored to have undergone more than 50 surgeries on his nose. If you've seen any of his recent close-ups, you've seen that his nose looks like something made from Silly Putty. Seriously, it looks like he caulks a prosthetic onto his face each morning.

Anyway, it's pretty obvious why he had the boob job; it was to distract people from noticing his Mr. Potato Head nose. You know I'm right. Admit it, when you first saw this picture, he could have been missing his nose, his eyes, and both ears - you wouldn't have noticed.

But now that I think about it, he might have done it to lure little boys into his bed - it's really hard to tell with him.

Unfortunately, you know that none of his employees will tell him the truth. I'm sure Michael asks his body guards, "How do I look?". Naturally, since they're all a bunch "yes men", they tell him, "You're one sexy bitch Michael.....one sexy ass bitch!"