Feeling Sheepish

A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender.

Jeffrey S. Haynes said the state registry is intended to keep track of people who have committed crimes against humans.

But the Calhoun County Circuit Court Judge told Haynes that once he is released from prison, he must register with the Michigan State Police Public Sex Offender Registry.

Editorial Comment: I’m not sure what scares me more….the fact that he fucked a sheep…or the fact that he must register as a sex offender. The issue isn’t whether or not he should register, rather, why is he responsible for registering himself? We probably spent $250K trying his case, we’ll spend another $32K/year supporting him in prison, why the fuck are we trusting him to register himself – can’t our government handle this last little step in the process????

What a bunch of fuck nuts. Do ya get what I’m saying??? Are ya hearing me??? The second he was found guilty, his name should have been put into a national database. Instead, we’ll trust that he’ll register himself with a local registry. BRILLIANT!

Gengis Khan's Restaurant?

I’m at the food court in the mall and I see a restaurant called “Great Kahn’s Mongolian BBQ” What the fuck???? The man was a ruthless warrior that slaughtered entire villages. How in the world does this inspire a fast food chain?

I wonder how people would feel if I opened up a restaurant called, “Hitler’s Bratwurst and Sauerkraut”. Obviously I have no intention of ever doing such a thing (unless you really think I could make some money!).

I just ask that we have one set of standards for our Mongolian and German hate mongers.

I'm a FABULOUS Bull Fighter!

And hence, the term "gay cabellero" was born...

Superbowl Halftime Show

I hear this guy was on standby in case Mick Jagger got sick at the last minute.

Sadie

My mom's dog does a great impression of Stevie Wonder.

Baseball Season

Venezuela's model Chiquinquira Delgado, wearing the colors of Mexico's flag, gestures during the opening ceremony of the baseball Caribbean Series at Jose Bernardo Perez stadium in Valencia, Venezuela.

Editorial Comment:

Dear Ms. Delgado,

I have been a huge baseball fan ever since I saw your picture. If you’re willing to become my personal love bunny, I will help you get a green card.

Yours truly,

Jason